Welcome to Wagner’s Web Log
Greetings. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Wagner T. Farnsworth. I am rather new to this so I imploringly request your patience.
Recently my butler Godfrey turned me on to something called a laptop. Fascinating contraption it is. He and I spent an entire afternoon using the Google to look up information… such as the origin of the word “cummerbund”. What a delightful time we had. But I digress.
Godfrey has encouraged me to start a web log because then, as he put it, “all my peeps could read my shit.” That Godfrey does have a way with words.
And apparently I have a lot of “peeps” already because I noticed that many of you seem to be asking me questions. If I had known so many of you were trying to contact me, I would have had Godfrey run to the local market and fetch me a laptop sooner. Many apologies.
I will continue to look about the world wide web for questions you’ve left for me but if you’d like to contact me directly, please do not hesistate to email me at WagnerTFarnsworth@gmail.com.
Cheers.
Wagner T. Farnsworth
