i think there should be a law against talking in public restrooms
smartblonde says, “I do not want to talk to you while I am going to the bathroom! I do not want you to talk to me! I just want to go about my business and have music piped in at a volume that allows us to not hear ANYTHING. DON’T TELL ME I HAVE CUTE SHOES WHILE WE ARE PEEING. Seriously, wtf is wrong with women!?!? Do boys do this too!?”
Dear Smartblonde,
I can certainly relate to this experience. Why just the other day, I was stepping out of my shower tub, and per usual, Godfrey was standing there with my morning tea and my Egyptian cotton bath towel. And Godfrey says to me most accusatory, “Cold shower, sir?” Why I never! So to answer your question, my darling, yes, I’m afraid boys do this too.
Wagner T. Farnsworth
