Wagner T. Farnsworth

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Dec 04
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When my mom blames me for snowstorms. WTF?

(via whatannoysus as posted by livesophia.)

Hello, Ms. Sophia.

I fear I am not quite sure what you are asking of me here but I will do my best to reply.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I fear your mother may be suffering from some form of dementia.  I can recall when Mother was nearing the end, she whispered to me, “Your father was a vacuum salesman.”  Certainly everyone knows that my poppa made his fortune in the steel industry so clearly Mum was not well.  I wish you the best with your own crazy mother.

Wagner T. Farnsworth

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