Wagner T. Farnsworth

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Dec 05
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rocketjumper says, “bacon mints - wtf”

Many thanks to Rocketjumper for alerting me to these delectable treats.  I have sent Godfrey out to purchase a box in advance of the annual Wagner T. Farnsworth Foundation Holiday Mixer.  I am positive that with the enticing aroma of bacon and mint on my breath, I may finally score an opportunity to dance with the alluring widow Knopfler.  Beatrice does love her pork.  And that woman has a fanny that has been known to make the gentlemen down at the senior center polish up on their penuchle, if you get my drift.
Cheers,
Wagner T. Farnsworth

rocketjumper says, “bacon mints - wtf”

Many thanks to Rocketjumper for alerting me to these delectable treats. I have sent Godfrey out to purchase a box in advance of the annual Wagner T. Farnsworth Foundation Holiday Mixer. I am positive that with the enticing aroma of bacon and mint on my breath, I may finally score an opportunity to dance with the alluring widow Knopfler. Beatrice does love her pork. And that woman has a fanny that has been known to make the gentlemen down at the senior center polish up on their penuchle, if you get my drift.

Cheers,

Wagner T. Farnsworth