UHHH MIZZOU
ohtrouble: WTF?
Good evening, my darling. Thank you for contacting me in regards to the latest football contest featuring the Tigers of Missouri. While I can surely understand your growing frustration as they appear to be engaging in intercourse with the proverbial canine, take comfort in knowing that their ineptitude in tonight’s competition is little less than could have been expected against a far superior team from the commonwealth of Oklahoma.
By the way, were you aware that Oklahoma is the 27th-most agriculturally productive state in the union? Missouri, on the other hand, ranks 15th. You can take solace in knowing that this is one category in which Missouri defeats Oklahoma soundly. Have a delightful weekend.
Wagner T. Farnsworth
