wtf…when did it become winter??
sweetiewolfie says, “cold cold cold
so cold that one of my car’s nipples was frozen. i don’t think the proper name for them is “nipples” but i am referring to those things that stick out from the hood and spray the washer fluid.
right, so one of them was frozen so my car was only spraying out of one nipple which seriously is not as effective as with two.
i was hoping to get out of here before all of these winter shenanigans started”
Greetings, Sweetiewolfie. I’ve received numerous letters like this one lately. It seems as though many people are discouraged that they have taken residence in a cold weather climate. Why even Godfrey was telling me the other day about how his dear wife was frigid. I’ll admit to being confused about this since I pay Godfrey a fair wage. Certainly, he can afford heating in his flat.
Nevertheless, if you find that one of your nipples is not working, perhaps you should try cupping your hand over it to warm it up. I hope this is helpful for you.
Wagner T. Farnsworth
