craytonc inquires about a recent story of a young Chinese woman was left partially deaf following a passionate kiss from her boyfriend.
Wtf?
Mr. Crayton,
Thank you muchly for your query. There are many documented cases of people undergoing a deep physical or emotional reaction brought upon by any number of unusual stimuli. Why even I still am overcome with feelings of fury and abandonment whenever I go into a horse stable. Some things have no explaination.
However, here we clearly have a classic case of auditory impariment quite common in women in monogamous relationships. Many men have reported that their significant other will seem to disregard them entirely when they say things such as, “I’m not that into you” or “maybe we should see other people” or “I tried on your knickers this morning which is why they’re so stretched out.”
Have a splendid day.
Sincerely,
Wagner T. Farnsworth
