Bacon GumballsWTF! cute box, but really? really…?
Dearest Filo,
This product draws on the latest fad to hit the interweb: bacon. As with cupcakes and wall-e and hard core pornography, this is a fad that will soon go the way of hippies and bell bottoms. Okay, those were bad examples.
Nevertheless, fear not. Much of what is found on the world wide web is a result of people trying to amuse themselves. This is no different.
Sincerely,
Wagner T. Farnsworth